"Each week, the Mystery Train sets out at twilight on a fresh, new adventure through a dreamy aural landscape of dazzling imagery, unexpected delights and heart-thumping excitement.
The Big Train ranges widely, covering the known cosmos, including cities in chaos, enchanted forests, bucolic delights, abberations, mutations, savants, achingly blue glaciers, insidious deviants, closet saints and emerald and turquoise mountain ranges and rivers - and the most innovative talent on Earth.
We embrace Folk, Jazz, R&B, Reggae, Blues, the Spoken Word, World Music, home-grown classics - but not so hard we strangle'em. And only if we feel it's worth your time.
We all ride in the ultra-scenic Vista Dome, give each other foot rubs and reassurance, and together, we careen blissfully through the abyss, feeling more secure and at home with every mile we come closer to the Gates of Eden.
Our diversity is legendary, our boundaries are borderless and all our music is fat-free, guilt-free, and guaranteed to make you feel younger and more optimistic the next morning (side effects may include a general sense of well being, an air of smug satisfaction, a twinkle in the eye and a dimple where never before did a dimple exist).
The Mystery Train leaves KGGV-FM's station on Track 95.1 in Guerneville at 6pm and returns at 8pm every Saturday evening, and we've saved you a cushy reclining window seat in the Vista Dome (next to someone who smells really clean!) Call if you need directions.
(we're also available for weddings, bos mitzvahs, and revolutions)."